Lecture Series III
Today’s Sunday Morning Lecture Series with Professor Bedhead is about Flower Pectum. This will be on the final exam.
View ArticleMeeper Smells Homeless
There is a crisis of epic proportions at our household today. Meeper, blanket extraordinaire, who goes everywhere, has nipples, and got new shoes from Santa for Christmas, was placed on the floor next...
View ArticleI’m in Preschool. Listen to My Ailments.
Ellie’s CAT scan was yesterday. They are lovely at the Children’s Hospital. We had the nicest tech who demonstrated what would happen, and then afterward Ellie was compensated for her troubles with...
View ArticleOne Cracked Egg
Ellie [8:30 am]: Daddy, will you make me some eggs? Ben: Sure, honey. Ellie: Will you make the eggs with salt? Ben: Yep. Ellie: When will you make me the eggs with salt? Ben: Right now. Ellie: When...
View ArticleWhip it Good
Ellie: Mama! Are you crying?! Me: No honey. I’m holding my eye for a second. Ellie: Why?! Me: You whipped me in the eye with that willow branch and it kinda hurts. Ellie: As long as you don’t cry. It...
View ArticleThe “What Cracker”
Ellie: Mom, what’s a nut crack? Me: Excuse me? [trying secretly to bide time to come up with something appropriate...for nut crack...nut and then crack] Ellie: What’s a nut crack? Me: Well, tell me...
View ArticleDental Delivery
While exiting a tram at a local attraction, Ellie said to me, “Mom, if you have a baby in your tummy, do you have to go to the dentist for the dentist to pull it out? How does the baby get in there...
View ArticleCar Song
Ben’s car wouldn’t start this morning. I’m hoping it just needs a new battery and doesn’t have anything to do with that pesky check engine light that’s been on for a few months. Living paycheck to...
View ArticleEarly Thanksgiving Gratefulness
Ellie: I like this book about being thankful. Me: That is a good one. Do you know what I’m thankful for? Ellie: What? Me: I’m thankful for such a fun, smart, beautiful daughter named Ellie! Ellie: Do...
View ArticleOscar Nod
While working on several craft projects today, Ellie said, “I think it’s important to make homemade gifts for people. I want them to remember me when I’m dead.” Look out Meryl Streep. You’re about to...
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